While some of us have had to spend the pandemic alone… counting the popcorn on our ceilings and binge watching love island instead of experiencing any love ourselves; those of us who have been in the dating scene have had a few unique situations/experiences come up… and for that, we need some new Covid dating terms.
1. COVID-worthy, “a quality a potential match should have before you consider risking an in-person date.”
2. sexually distancing, “when you heroically pause your sex life so as to not spread coronavirus.”
3. virtual date, “a date held on Zoom, FaceTime, et. al.”
4. quarantine and chill, “when you hunker down with a romantic prospect, partly out of boredom, partly out of horniness.”
5. antibody-boy and antibody-girl, “a person who brags about having antibodies on a dating app, hoping it will lead to more matches.”
- Jasmin Laine
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